Top Twenty Stories

These are the twenty most popular stories on The Register in the last 24 hours.

1. The return of Killer Chlorine
   Numberwatch Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
2. NZ judge saves girl from bloody silly name
   Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
3. UK ISPs agree to menace their filesharing users
   But menace them with what?
4. Apple is Fisher-Price of sound quality, says Neil Young
   The revolution will not be podcast
5. Apple account hijacks spread to developers
   From iTunes to Apple Developer Connections
6. Eye of newt: Inside Google's AdWords auction
   Analysis Or whatever it is
7. Ubuntu man challenges open source to out-pretty Apple
   OSCON Don't need no stinkin' ads
8. Spanish doc cuffed for webcam in toilet
   Ronaldinho's sister caught on camera?
9. Cheque-red flag for Max Mosley
   News of the World organises whip-round to pay damages
10. Doctor Who fans told to lay off Hamlet
    Trekkies also unwelcome at Stratford stage door
11. Tory leader's stolen bicycle surfaces on eBay
    'It leans oddly to the right'
12. Exploit code for Kaminsky DNS bug goes wild
    Still think threat is exaggerated?
13. Ballmer upset by Apple cart
    Plans to compete with 'thriving' rival
14. Google unfurls less laughable Wikipedia
    Knol is short for knowledge - honest
15. Southeast London is card fraud cesspool
    UK danger zones named
16. American physicists warned not to debate global warming
    Climate row heats up
17. Cannibal's legal objection hamstrings German horror film
    Rights infringement leads to ban
18. Norwegians demo 10cm video & GPS pocket-chopper
    Palmtop helipad aviation goes live
19. World's biggest ISPs drag feet on critical DNS patch
    BT, AT&T among those putting subscribers at risk
20. Poker-faced Ballmer explains Google beating plans
    Send in the marines